Welcome to Ugly Winter

Afternoon NYC Blue Hour in January (Flatiron with Downtown Brooklyn in the Distance)

Here in the northern hemisphere, we find ourselves on the section of Earth’s orbital path around the sun where daylight is once again lengthening in duration, day by day. This is great news for people who thrive on the promise of changing seasons. It means that the literal darkest days of winter are in the rear view mirror and we are steadily inching toward spring. Science not withstanding, here in NY we still have at least a solid 8 weeks of cold grim weather. We have entered a phase of the calendar that I unlovingly refer to as ‘ugly winter.’

Starting around Thanksgiving or so, the cold weather invokes tones of coziness. This is prompted by the abundance of bright, sometimes colorful lights from holiday decorations, anticipation of spending time with loved ones, actually spending time with loved ones, the novelty of the glowing fireplace, newly lit for the first time in six months, and– I could go on indefinitely. You get my point. People get excited at the sight of any snow, even passing flurries. Outfits with multiple layers (including outerwear) are carefully chosen in advance, based on the forecast and how much time one might be spending outdoors that day.

Hazy Urban Winterscape on a January Morning

Christmas comes and goes. Then New Year’s does the same. By the time that the street sweepers are vacuuming up the last bits of of aftermath from the New Year celebration in Times Square, ugly winter is already starting to set in. Within a week, most of the lights and decorations have been decommissioned for the season, removed and stored away. Christmas trees leave trails of dead pine needles in every elevator and hallway from the Boogie Down to Staten and back, making their way out to the curb, where their browning carcasses litter the sidewalks. Instead of glee, groans are elicited by any hint of snow in the forecast. The wind feels colder, making our bones ache as we drone toward the subway for the evening commute.

Ugly winter peaks somewhere around the first week of February. Things start to look up from there. For the stalwart self-improvers, comes the satisfaction of having stuck with their new year goals for an entire month. Looking at the calendar and seeing less than 28 days until March somehow assuages the trauma of ugly winter and slogging through it for a few more weeks starts to feel very doable. March will bring cherry blossoms and budding leaves back to the barren trees. It’s a very nice mental image. For now, we’ll put our heads down and soldier on through the bitter cold bleakness that is ugly winter.

Illing When We Should Be Chilling

Growing up in the 80’s and 90’s I played some early-gen video games from time to time. In that era’s version of video games, the objective was usually to steer a pixelated object through various ‘levels’ of other pixelated nonsense. A frog through traffic, an Italian plumber through mushroom and lava filled dreamscapes; those were the scenarios. As you, the player, piloted your little pixelated cartoon through each ‘level’, the degree of difficulty would increase. Life can be kind of like a 90’s video game at times.Continue reading

Intro to Hiking

Enjoying Some Family Time in Cathedral Glen | Photo: Courtesy B. Maschal Private Collection

Early last summer when it was becoming clear that our little bun in the oven was a viable mini-human, I did my best to temper my imagination from running wild with ideas of what he might be like. One recurring daydream I encountered was bringing the little guy to enjoy nature with me. Some of my fondest childhood memories are those of spending days and nights with my dad hiking/fishing/camping in the woods, at the lake, in the desert, etc..
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Catch You on the Flipside, My G

Delighted Commuters Comfortably Waiting on the Small Portion of the Union Sq. Platform that is Not Encumbered by Construction Barricades.

The G Train in an interesting animal. While it can be said that each NYC Subway line has it’s own personality, The G is unique in the fact that it is the only line in the MTA that does not go through Manhattan. It runs the length of western Kings County and terminates just north of Newtown Creek in Long Island City. Before I became to rely on it, I used to joke that the G Train didn’t actually go anywhere.Continue reading

Generational Bucket Hats

The Author and Infant Son With Matching Headgear | Courtesy B. Maschal Private Collection

Growing up, I was fortunate enough to have spent a lot of quality time with both of my grandfathers during the formative years of my youth. My paternal grandfather was brick mason who never fully retired. In almost every memory that I have of him, he is either building something or fixing something (when we weren’t fishing or camping together). Continue reading

Screamy Time

The Author and Son Spending Some Quality Time Outdoors | Courtesy B. Maschal Private Collection

Guys, karma comes back to bite (hard). This is a lesson I have repeatedly been dealt throughout my life. In this post, I will recount the most recent example. Continue reading

Don’t Call It a Pillow!

The Author Delivers a Liquid Meal to His Topponcino Clad Infant Son | Courtesy B. Maschal Private Collection

One inescapable fact of becoming a new parent in this day and age, is that people are going to try to sell you stuff. Like, tons and tons of stuff. “Must haves” vs. “not worth the cash” recommendations for baby gear on the internet as well as that from friends who have children are contradictory at best. Paraphrasing one piece of advice received: “Trust me bro, if you don’t get that warmer for the butt wipes, you will regret it.” Meanwhile, another parent opined: “Can you believe they make warmers for the butt wipes? And people wonder why children are so coddled and helpless to do anything on their own these days!” I’m sure that both parties were 100% correct with respect to their personal experiences in child care.Continue reading

The Real Story Behind Apple’s Airpod Max

IMG: Elle

I’m sure that a lot of people like me have wondered how a product with such a boring and borderline sloppy design has gained as much popularity as has Apple’s Airpod Max headphones. I’m not sure if they sound good, and I honestly don’t care if they are the most amazing sounding things out there. I would never pay that much money for such a basic looking pair of ear goggles. I recently learned that this design was actually a bit of a fluke.Continue reading

Bowing to the Little King

The Author Enjoying a Spring Nature Walk With Son | Courtesy B. Maschal Private Collection

It is difficult for me to wrap my head around the fact that over a month’s time has passed since our bundle of joy arrived. 30 days ago, I thought that for sure we would have things so much more dialed in by now. If nothing else, this has been a steadily delivered lesson in humility and patience.Continue reading

Mustard Delivery Man

The Author Doing Some Dirty Work | Courtesy B. Maschal Private Collection

An amazing quality that we have in our 20s and 30s (at least until mid-30s) is the ability to get minimal sleep and function at a very high level regardless. This is something that I did not fully appreciate until I was no longer capable of pulling off.Continue reading